happiness wherever they go;
others whenever they go.
I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married and by then
it was too late.
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however,
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring
happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make
you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as
he does not love her.
Do not take life too seriously; you will
never get out of it alive.
How can a woman be expected to be happy
with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal
The good ended happily, and the bad
unhappily. That is what fiction means.
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health
are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking,
all is lost.
Happiness: a good bank account, a good
cook, and a good digestion.
The happy people are failures because they
are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.